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Cabo San Lucas: A spectacular paradise we’ll probably never go back to.
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Cabo San Lucas: A spectacular paradise we’ll probably never go back to.

10/09/200212/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Cabo exists solely to offer foreigners fishing, golf, liver-damage and skin cancer.

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