Do you like to travel? Can you read?

Then you should buy—and maybe even peruse—my forthcoming travel book.

While being dragged around much of this planet by my wife over the last 30+ years, I’ve had a number of noteworthy experiences which made me think, “Hey, I should write that down!” And, eventually, I had a lot of notes about travel experiences that made me think, “Hey, I should make some money off of these!” So, I cobbled together an actual book, complete with chapters and everything.

Not the actual cover.

Why would anyone in their right mind write yet another travel book?

Look, I’ve got my reasons, pal. So don’t worry your pretty little head about why I do the things I do. You should worry more about why you do the things that you do. I mean, come on, you call that a haircut? And who dresses you, your mother? If I were you, I’d get my own house in order before questioning the motives of others.

“This is easily the most effort I’ve ever put toward anything, and if people don’t like it, I’ll spiral downward into crushing despair and substance abuse.”

Peter Crosby is an award-winning, professional writer who has won the very real International Writer’s Contest. He currently lives with his shockingly attractive wife and her stupid cats in the San Francisco Tampa Bay Area where he drinks wine and watches too much TV.

Read what others have said about the author.

“Whenever I am on an adventure to a third-world Dictatorland® and need a wingman who I can count on to provide caustic banter, wear homeless skate-punk garb, use regional profanity, and drink like an unemployed stevedore, Pete is my main man. If he’s not available, I call his spirit animal, Anthony Bourdain.”
—David Jellison, Idea Pimp

“Crosby has been doggedly writing online about his international travels since the Palm Pilot epoch. The thought of an actual book collecting those writings and preserving them forever fills me with dread.”
—Kevin Zimmerman, Editor/Jackhole

“Peter has visited some incredible places all over the globe, and now brings that wealth of personal experience to his writing, for all I know.”
—Ward Evans, Writer/Director

“Peter Crosby has a face for radio, but a nose for travel.”
—Graham Lee, Chief Creative Officer

“Hands and feet down, the most traveled biped I know in the 48 contiguous states.”
—Terry Doyle, Writer

“Nothing makes me want to leave the country faster than Peter Crosby.”
—Mike Ruiz, Creative Director

Find out when my travel book drops.

If you’re not persuaded to sign up after reading endorsements from people you probably don’t know and will likely never meet, then there’s nothing more I can do other than threatening your family, and I’m honestly not above that, Janet!

(Just click submit once, then chill—I have a slow server.)