Below my lawn’s yellowing surface grass—unbeknownst to me—certain death was waiting.
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How a reader’s comment inspired me to exploit my friends.
When writing this newsletter, my objective has always been to provide readers with an unsolicited and half-assed alternative to news-focused newsletters focused on the news.
The CrosbyReport™ quantum conundrum.
Who gets my email newsletter and who doesn’t? Only the subatomic realm knows for sure.
It’s the lowest price you’ll find on my free email newsletter, anywhere.
How can I afford to discount an already free email newsletter? By slashing frivolous, unnecessary expenses. That’s right, no more doggie daycare, beer vending machine,
Sadly, the anole lizard situation at my home does not end well.
In one of my previous email newsletters, I wrote about how I spent most of my waking hours staring out my backyard window at “Craig,”
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Let’s talk about lawn maintenance and murder.
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How a reader’s comment inspired me to exploit my friends.
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How I got lots of new subscribers (no seriously, I’m asking).
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The CrosbyReport™ quantum conundrum.
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It’s the lowest price you’ll find on my free email newsletter, anywhere.
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Sadly, the anole lizard situation at my home does not end well.
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Where are we going and how did we get in this hand-basket?
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Corona-crisis: An unsolicited message from our CEO.
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Greetings from Hell: My long overdue return to Florida.
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Media empire relocates its global operations to Florida.
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Stop online companies from stealing, selling, (and leaking) your personal data.
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How to navigate foreign cities without annoying the foreigners who live there.
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The best damn driving tour of San Francisco as far as you know.
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9 smartphone travel apps you don’t need if you mostly stay home.
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Airlines consider new business model: “Hey, what if we just charged for everything?”
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The legitimate money-making opportunity airlines should be all over, but aren’t.
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The long-awaited answer to: “So how’s your stupid travel book coming along?”
UPDATE 01.17.2021: My wife made some helpful suggestions, so I’m working on rewriting parts of the book—large parts. I now fully regret ever starting this
Corona-crisis: An unsolicited message from our CEO.
In these troubled times, the world turns to its CEOs for leadership, guidance, and platitudes.