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Afraid of flying? I’ve got 3 words: “Detachable passenger cabin.”
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Afraid of flying? I’ve got 3 words: “Detachable passenger cabin.”

01/18/201604/14/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

A man recently invented a way to ostensibly make commercial flight safer for nervous passengers that only scares the crap out of them more.

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The FBI uses cash to bust ignoramuses in U.S., could cripple economy.
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The FBI uses cash to bust ignoramuses in U.S., could cripple economy.

06/04/201410/14/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

If you live in Los Angeles, Sacramento, San Jose, San Diego, or Oakland, be on the look-out for sociopathic jackholes toting small handheld laser-diodes capable of emitting a narrow coherent low-powered beam of visible light — they could be worth major bank.

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Travel Reports

  • Kuala Lumpur: Tropical heat. Tons of monkeys. What more could you want?
    10/28/2004
  • Yosemite California: Nature at its most naturiest.
    10/08/2011
  • Urubamba Valley, Peru: aka “Yucay Valley,” aka “Sacred Valley,” aka “Holy Crap! Valley.”
    06/07/2012
  • Chefchaouen Morocco is called the “Blue City” because people have eyes.
    03/11/2020
  • Paris France: The city of lights and total jerks.
    05/16/2003
  • Redding California: It’s close to a lot of other, better places to visit.
    09/03/2010
  • Beijing China: San Francisco’s Chinatown doesn’t hold a candle to it.
    04/22/2005

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