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Last flight out of Marrakech: Our mostly true tale of survival during a global pandemic.
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Last flight out of Marrakech: Our mostly true tale of survival during a global pandemic.

03/19/202001/19/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

While Morocco was still allowing flights out for the time being, our window for escape was closing fast.

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Want to take the “Marrakesh Express” to Marrakesh Morocco? What are you, high?
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Want to take the “Marrakesh Express” to Marrakesh Morocco? What are you, high?

03/17/202011/30/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

It’s yet another reason why I hate Crosby, Stills & Nash.

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Morocco’s Atlas Mountains aren’t the world’s tallest, but at least they’re not more @#$%ing desert.
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Morocco’s Atlas Mountains aren’t the world’s tallest, but at least they’re not more @#$%ing desert.

03/14/202001/14/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Morocco’s local mountain range is nothing to sneeze at.

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Africa’s Sahara Desert is hot, dry, and sandy AF.
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Africa’s Sahara Desert is hot, dry, and sandy AF.

03/13/202011/30/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

We go glamping on the last exit for civilization.

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Chefchaouen Morocco is called the “Blue City” because people have eyes.
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Chefchaouen Morocco is called the “Blue City” because people have eyes.

03/11/202001/10/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

A city in northwestern Morocco that’s noted for blue paint shortages.

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Tangier Morocco is close to Europe, but don’t hold that against the place.
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Tangier Morocco is close to Europe, but don’t hold that against the place.

03/10/202004/30/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Is that the Atlantic Ocean? Or the Mediterranean Sea? Surprise, it’s both!

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Egypt Africa: The world’s most ancient civilization (and it has the dust to prove it).
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Egypt Africa: The world’s most ancient civilization (and it has the dust to prove it).

12/23/201012/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Some of the earliest developments of writing, agriculture, urbanization, religion and government happened here first. Why? Aliens, duh.

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Travel Reports

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    11/21/1994
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    05/16/2003
  • Of Spain’s many exceptional towns and cities, Madrid is the most tragically ordinary.
    05/10/2015
  • Seoul Korea: The city where smartphones never sleep.
    09/30/2014
  • Naples Italy is dirty, noisy, and crowded. But the city has its downsides, too.
    05/07/2022
  • Alaska, the final frontier: These are the voyages of the cruise ship Mercury.
    04/12/2001
  • Morocco’s Atlas Mountains aren’t the world’s tallest, but at least they’re not more @#$%ing desert.
    03/14/2020

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The CrosbyReport™ is written by former Advertising Creative Director turned internationally unknown tourist, Peter Crosby. Typed up while day-drinking in Tampa, Florida, this site chronicles Peter’s travels to far more interesting places around the world. All writing and photos are licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0 unless otherwise noted.

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