Look, I’m a retired now, and I’d think you’d agree that writing travel reports hardly qualifies as a good reason not to lie by the pool.

Right?

So I’ll get around to finishing that report when I get around to it.

Okay?

Okay.

Come back in a few weeks.

It might be up by then.

You know.

If it rains a lot, I mean.

Meanwhile, check out some of my other, already completed CrosbyReports.