This Newsletter Archive page is a repository for the CrosbyReport™ email newsletters that I send out once a month. After I send a new email, I archive it here on my Newsletter Archive page for posterity, the ages, and SEO purposes. That way, first-time visitors to my website—people just like you, probably—can see all that they’re missing, feel the rage of FOMO, and subscribe themselves in a fit of pique. Enjoy!
What subtitles can teach Big Tech about how real human beings work.
There are so many ways tech could make my life better, and VR isn’t any of them.
The food industry cover-up they don’t want you to know about.
For centuries, food producers have been making huge profits by lying to the American public.
One day, we’ll look back on the year 2024 and laugh.
A timeless joke highlighting the enduring relevance of comedy in a world quietly going to hell.
What Thurston Howell the Third had in common with an 8th Century Buddhist monk.
You wouldn’t think that a monk and a millionaire are very similar, and you’d be right.
Upping my gratitude game for 2024.
Gratitude is the best gift you can give someone, because no one can tell if you’re being sincere or not.
No one lives forever, despite what vampires claim.
My goal of immortality relies less on medical breakthroughs, and more on Dracula being a work of non-fiction.
Whoever scripted the dream I had last night was an unoriginal hack.
Frankly, I expect more of my dreams than a standard “visitation” from my recently deceased mother.
Our failed attempt at becoming doomsday preppers.
We thought we could be self-sufficient, but our neighbors will have to look elsewhere for their hero.
Unsolicited thoughts from a Trader Joe’s cashier.
You never really know what people are thinking until they tell you, unprompted.
The all-too timely demise of my 8-year-old MacBook Pro.
The cause of my aging computer’s timely death was my own damn hubris.