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Chefchaouen Morocco is called the “Blue City” because people have eyes.
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Chefchaouen Morocco is called the “Blue City” because people have eyes.

03/11/202006/30/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

A city in northwestern Morocco that’s noted for blue paint shortages.

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Tangier, Morocco is close to Europe, but don’t hold that against the place.
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Tangier, Morocco is close to Europe, but don’t hold that against the place.

03/10/202006/30/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

Is that the Atlantic Ocean back there? Or the Mediterranean Sea? Surprise, it’s both!

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The Douro Valley is Portugal’s less snooty version of Napa.
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The Douro Valley is Portugal’s less snooty version of Napa.

03/08/202006/30/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

The dress code here is basically, “Just wear pants.”

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No city crams in more Europe per square inch than Porto, Portugal.
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No city crams in more Europe per square inch than Porto, Portugal.

03/06/202012/03/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

Experience Europe in its most concentrated form.

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Belém District: Where Lisbonians go when they want to GTFO of Lisbon.
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Belém District: Where Lisbonians go when they want to GTFO of Lisbon.

03/04/202011/03/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

The Belém District is about as far away as you can go without leaving Lisbon.

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Lisbon is the city San Francisco could’ve been if the Internet hadn’t totally effed it up.
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Lisbon is the city San Francisco could’ve been if the Internet hadn’t totally effed it up.

03/03/202005/24/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Do you long for the old San Francisco? Well, let me tell you about Lisbon, Portugal.

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Steep Ravine, CA: Tired of hotels with electricity, heat, and indoor plumbing?
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Steep Ravine, CA: Tired of hotels with electricity, heat, and indoor plumbing?

03/07/201912/03/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

Let me tell you about Mount Tamalpais State Park in Marin County, California.

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What to do in Ithaca New York other than getting drunk, stoned, or a college degree.
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What to do in Ithaca New York other than getting drunk, stoned, or a college degree.

08/18/201803/30/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Ithaca puts two bastions of radical, anti-establishment, and progressive thought on Cayuga Lake, the middle finger of the Finger Lakes.

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Why you should visit Australia in spite of all the things that could kill you.
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Why you should visit Australia in spite of all the things that could kill you.

04/26/201812/03/2021 Posted byPeter Crosby

Few other travel destinations offer tourists as many different and dangerous ways to painfully die.

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