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Category: North America

Steep Ravine, CA: Tired of hotels with electricity, heat, and indoor plumbing?
North Americatravel

Steep Ravine, CA: Tired of hotels with electricity, heat, and indoor plumbing?

03/07/201901/19/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Let me tell you about Mount Tamalpais State Park in Marin County, California.

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What to do in Ithaca New York other than getting drunk, stoned, or a college degree.
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What to do in Ithaca New York other than getting drunk, stoned, or a college degree.

08/18/201812/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Ithaca puts two bastions of radical, anti-establishment, and progressive thought on Cayuga Lake, the middle finger of the Finger Lakes.

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3 sights in Oaxaca Mexico that almost make up for it not being on a beach.
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3 sights in Oaxaca Mexico that almost make up for it not being on a beach.

12/19/201701/20/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Oaxaca, Mexico is a full eight-hour drive from the nearest coast. What the hell, right?

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Guerneville, CA: Get away from everything (including cell coverage).
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Guerneville, CA: Get away from everything (including cell coverage).

08/15/201512/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Not every vacation destination we choose is some exotic location in a far-flung corner of the globe. Sometimes, we’re just too lazy to make proper travel plans.

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Seattle: It’s not always rainy, miserable, and bleak (or so they tell me).
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Seattle: It’s not always rainy, miserable, and bleak (or so they tell me).

05/02/201512/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Seattle is famous for its horrible weather, so it’s no surprise that I don’t live there and never will.

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Napa Valley: Where classy people overpay to get plastered.
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Napa Valley: Where classy people overpay to get plastered.

12/10/201401/19/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

The Napa Valley is full of beautiful places to get stinking drunk.

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Santa Cruz California: It’s as close as NorCal comes to having a real beach.
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Santa Cruz California: It’s as close as NorCal comes to having a real beach.

06/14/201312/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

NorCal is nothing like SoCal, despite what Hollywood movies would have you believe.

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Clearwater Beach: Where the sand’s as white as the people who go there.
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Clearwater Beach: Where the sand’s as white as the people who go there.

01/06/201301/20/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

A tropical paradise that makes visitors forget their troubles, worries, and fashion sense.

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Yosemite California: Nature at its most naturiest.
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Yosemite California: Nature at its most naturiest.

10/08/201112/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Famed nature photographer Ansel Adams first gazed upon Yosemite and said, “I’m gonna need a bigger format camera.”

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