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Category: Asia

The visions people had in Jaffa were inspired by either religious fervor or a ton of opiates.
Asiatravel

The visions people had in Jaffa were inspired by either religious fervor or a ton of opiates.

11/27/202212/30/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

St. Peter had a vision in Jaffa that changed Christianity forever. Or was he just high?

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Tel Aviv is located in the Holy Land yet, weirdly, it’s never once mentioned in the Bible.
Asiatravel

Tel Aviv is located in the Holy Land yet, weirdly, it’s never once mentioned in the Bible.

11/07/202201/18/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Find out why ancient religious authors entirely passed on writing about Tel Aviv, Israel.

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Kyoto Japan is so well-preserved, it doesn’t look a day over a thousand.
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Kyoto Japan is so well-preserved, it doesn’t look a day over a thousand.

10/23/201811/30/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

If you like temples, tea gardens, and time-travel, you’ll love Kyoto, Japan.

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Tokyo Japan is irrefutable proof that the Japanese hate suburbs.
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Tokyo Japan is irrefutable proof that the Japanese hate suburbs.

10/10/201811/30/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

If you’re headed to Tokyo, Japan, you’ll need help surviving in the world’s most monster-prone battleground.

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Seoul Korea: The city where smartphones never sleep.
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Seoul Korea: The city where smartphones never sleep.

09/30/201412/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Once in a while, I get the chance to go somewhere far away for a stupid length of time, and Seoul recently made that list.

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Phuket, Thailand: It’s called ‘poo-KET,’ not FOO-ket (and definitely not ‘FUK-it’).
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Phuket, Thailand: It’s called ‘poo-KET,’ not FOO-ket (and definitely not ‘FUK-it’).

01/02/201401/19/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

We’d heard that Phuket was popular. Despite that, we decided to go there anyway.

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Bangkok Thailand: A lot fewer prostitutes and lady-boys than we expected.
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Bangkok Thailand: A lot fewer prostitutes and lady-boys than we expected.

01/02/201401/20/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

We expected Bangkok to be a den of unspeakable acts of human depravity—I mean, why else go?

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Beijing China: San Francisco’s Chinatown doesn’t hold a candle to it.
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Beijing China: San Francisco’s Chinatown doesn’t hold a candle to it.

04/22/200512/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

I had no idea how many Chinese you could fit in one city. (Hint: a lot.)

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Kuala Lumpur: Tropical heat. Tons of monkeys. What more could you want?
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Kuala Lumpur: Tropical heat. Tons of monkeys. What more could you want?

10/28/200401/20/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

We wanted to be able to tell people that we’d been to Kuala Lumpur. Check!

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