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Category: Africa

Last flight out of Marrakech: Our mostly true tale of survival during a global pandemic.
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Last flight out of Marrakech: Our mostly true tale of survival during a global pandemic.

03/19/202001/19/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

While Morocco was still allowing flights out for the time being, our window for escape was closing fast.

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Want to take the “Marrakesh Express” to Marrakesh Morocco? What are you, high?
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Want to take the “Marrakesh Express” to Marrakesh Morocco? What are you, high?

03/17/202011/30/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

It’s yet another reason why I hate Crosby, Stills & Nash.

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Morocco’s Atlas Mountains aren’t the world’s tallest, but at least they’re not more @#$%ing desert.
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Morocco’s Atlas Mountains aren’t the world’s tallest, but at least they’re not more @#$%ing desert.

03/14/202001/14/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Morocco’s local mountain range is nothing to sneeze at.

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Africa’s Sahara Desert is hot, dry, and sandy AF.
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Africa’s Sahara Desert is hot, dry, and sandy AF.

03/13/202011/30/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

We go glamping on the last exit for civilization.

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Chefchaouen Morocco is called the “Blue City” because people have eyes.
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Chefchaouen Morocco is called the “Blue City” because people have eyes.

03/11/202001/10/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

A city in northwestern Morocco that’s noted for blue paint shortages.

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Tangier Morocco is close to Europe, but don’t hold that against the place.
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Tangier Morocco is close to Europe, but don’t hold that against the place.

03/10/202001/19/2023 Posted byPeter Crosby

Is that the Atlantic Ocean back there? Or the Mediterranean Sea? Surprise, it’s both!

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Egypt Africa: The world’s most ancient civilization (and it has the dust to prove it).
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Egypt Africa: The world’s most ancient civilization (and it has the dust to prove it).

12/23/201012/08/2022 Posted byPeter Crosby

Some of the earliest developments of writing, agriculture, urbanization, religion and government happened here first. Why? Aliens, duh.

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Travel Reports

  • Edinburgh, Scotland: A city of culture, arts, science, and god&@#^! bagpipes.
    09/25/2012
  • Tangier Morocco is close to Europe, but don’t hold that against the place.
    03/10/2020
  • South America: We visited our fellow Americans below the equator.
    06/03/2012
  • The Playboy Mansion, LA: I’ve finally found my dream house.
    11/10/2003
  • Lake Tahoe, Nevada: Recalibrate your idea of what the color blue looks like.
    09/16/1998
  • Calistoga California: How we spent our 6th anniversary, and I do mean “spent.”
    09/03/2001
  • Vienna Austria: Birthplace of Sigmund Freud and penis—wait…I mean, psychoanalysis!
    08/18/2014

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    07/02/2022
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    06/01/2022
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