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SAN FRANCISCO, CA /News Wire/ After 23 years in the San Francisco Bay Area, the CrosbyReport is closing down its West Coast operations and moving back to Florida at the end of August. The company intends to refocus its efforts on the new core mission of relaxing, tanning, and crafting fine, travel-based entertainment.
Recently, someone said to me, “Hey, you look like a paranoid nerd. How can I stay safe online?” to which I replied, “It’s easy, Mom” and went off on a rant about every American’s Fourth Amendment right to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects.
As a frequent traveler, I’ve learned that oversleeping is generally detrimental to catching early morning flights, not to mention keeping a day job to pay for the trips. So waking up reliably is key and that’s why I’ve spent the last few decades in an ongoing search for the world’s best alarm clock radio. You wouldn’t think it would be hard to find a clock radio with all the features I want, but then you probably don’t know me all that well.
Why would anyone want to join The CrosbyReport mailing list? That’s a question I ask myself all the time. But after a lot of soul-searching, I’ve managed to cobble together a list of potential answers below.