Back off, losers

Back off, losers

Look, I’ve been getting a lot of grief from my so-called “friends” who didn’t get a copy of the second Crosby Report— and to those who didn’t — hey, too bad. But the Postal Service ain’t making it too cheap, what with postage up to 29¢.

So, send me $2.00 (or better yet stamps) and I’ll be sure to send you 6 big, bi-monthly, one-color issues of The Crosby Report (and no credit. This ain’t no bank. I’m not mailing anybody anything until they pony up the dough.)

Remember, if you don’t receive an issue, it’s not cuz I don’t like you anymore, it’s more likely because you got the last issue, and frankly, not all that much changes.

So, cut me some slack and be happy you got this. It’s not like MY mailbox in the wall is overflowing with witty letters, cards, and small festive gifts.

So back off!