Back off, losers.

NOTE: This is the very first blog post on the very first CrosbyReport™ website that was published way back in 1991, four years prior to Drudge and Colbert, those Johnny-come-latelies. For reference, the “Postal Service” used to deliver “envelopes” that contained “letters” using “stamps” as a method of payment. For more about stupid, old people things, go here.


The very first CrosbyReport.

Look, I’ve been getting a lot of grief from my so-called “friends” who didn’t get a copy of the second CrosbyReport— and to those who didn’t — hey, too bad. But the Postal Service ain’t making it too cheap, what with postage up to 29¢.

So, send me $2.00 (or better yet stamps) and I’ll be sure to send you 6 big, bi-monthly, one-color issues of The Crosby Report (and no credit. This ain’t no bank. I’m not mailing anybody anything until they pony up the dough.)

Remember, if you don’t receive an issue, it’s not cuz I don’t like you anymore, it’s more likely because you got the last issue, and frankly, not all that much changes.

So, cut me some slack and be happy you got this. It’s not like MY mailbox in the wall is overflowing with witty letters, cards, and small festive gifts.

So back off!