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The CrosbyReport Occasional Email Newsletter Thing

Is your life a drab, colorless existence devoid of any hope and joy? Then you should sign up for my Occasional Email Newsletter Thing, because it’s jam-packed with hope and joy. Okay, not hope and joy exactly—more like random writing and maybe a cartoon—so not hope and joy at all. Sorry for getting your hopes up.

So what is the CrosbyReport Occasional Email Anti-Newsletter Thing?

Get my newsletter.

(Give it a second, I have a slow server.)

Good question, me. The CrosbyReport Occasional Email Anti-Newsletter Thing (aka, CROENT) is an email newsletter that I send out occasionally—I say “occasionally” because if I didn’t commit to a hard deadline every so often, I’d never accomplish anything in life.

Is the CROENT exclusively about travel?

Travel is just a lens to direct my writing and give my site focus so that Google could understand the content and send me relevant web traffic, but since that hasn’t made me millions of dollars yet, everything is pretty much up for grabs.

Will there be a lot of hard-hitting, well-researched news?

Hardly any. Actually, none at all. Whereas most email newsletters contain news, mine provides laughs, or at least smirks, or maybe just that thing where you think something is funny, but you don’t outwardly acknowledgement it because you worry it’ll expose a lack of discrimination on your part that could potentially undermine your future career prospects and/or relationships with high-status life-partners. So yeah, no.

Will there be cartoons?

Probably.