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Naples Italy is dirty, noisy, and crowded. But the city has its downsides, too.
Naples Italy is a vibrant city that’s veritably overflowing with restaurants, shopping, gelato, and shipping containers.
Last flight out of Marrakech: Our mostly true tale of survival during a global pandemic.
While Morocco was still allowing flights out for the time being, our window for escape was closing fast.
Want to take the “Marrakesh Express” to Marrakesh Morocco? What are you, high?
It’s yet another reason why I hate Crosby, Stills & Nash.
Morocco’s Atlas Mountains aren’t the world’s tallest, but at least they’re not more @#$%ing desert.
Morocco’s local mountain range is nothing to sneeze at.
Africa’s Sahara Desert is hot, dry, and sandy AF.
We go glamping on the last exit for civilization.
Chefchaouen Morocco is called the “Blue City” because people have eyes.
A city in northwestern Morocco that’s noted for blue paint shortages.
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