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Oahu Hawai‘i: “All expenses paid trip” turns out to be Advertising Club ruse.
When the chance for a free trip to Oahu presented itself, I pounced like a hungry cheetah on a weakened caribou.
Miami and Key West: Our virgin visit.
We drive down to Miami and Key West for the hell of it.
San Francisco California: I’m now totally bi (coastal, that is).
I just flew back from a wild weekend in California. And boy, are my arms tired.
Orlando Florida: We pay homage to “The Rat.”
The year was 1975 when I first went to DisneyWorld, and I haven’t been back until now.
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