“Traffic Shaping” sounds innocuous enough, right? It's just an Internet Service Provider's attempt ...to control computer network traffic in order to optimize or guarantee performance, low latency, and/or bandwidth by delaying data packets.
If you're a normal person—and by normal, I mean, anyone who doesn't know what the Turing Test is—then you should only ever buy Apple products. Seriously. I mean it. Go sell your PC and your Crackberry or Android phone right now. Then go to an Apple store, buy one of everything and never look back.
Why would I recommend that? Because I've been using a Mac since 1984, and I know how great the experience is. Conversely, I've had experience with Windows PCs, Blackberry's and now Android phones. And the one thing those products have in common is, quite frankly, they suck.
Once December 29th, Freddie Hubbard, one of the last great jazz trumpet players, died after a heart attack at age 70. Growing up, I was a huge fan of Freddie. I used to listen to his records and play along (did I mention that I started playing trumpet when I was nine? Cuz I did).
A few years back, I was surprised to learn that nearly everything I'd been taught in Bible School about Christmas was, to be blunt, a bunch of lies. Frankly, I’d be surprised if Christian officials were too keen on the actual truth getting out since it makes their religion seem...oh, what's that phrase? Right, “made up.” In actuality, many of the Christmas "traditions" Americans celebrate were co-opted from, of all people, those nutty Pagans. Here's a rundown of Christianity's disappointing lack of originality:
McDonald's should be worried. And not just because of the movie "Food, Inc." No, they should be worried because there's a new device out there that could make a bigger dent in their breakfast traffic than telling people the real, nutritional content of a single Egg McMuffin. An invention so radical, you'll never again have to get up before 10:30am after a Friday night bender.