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BOOKS I'VE READ

I am America (And so can you!), Stephen Colbert—Sage advice for an ailing nation.
God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything, Christopher Hitchens—The case against belief.
The Fabric of the Cosmos: Space, Time, and the Texture of Reality, Brian Greene—A mind-bending romp through quantum physics.
Adam's Curse: A Future without Men, Bryan Sykes—It's not MY fault, it's my chromosome's.
1984, George Orwell—Who says no one can predict the future?
Nonzero : The Logic of Human Destiny, Robert Wright—It gives you hope for the future.
Crimes Of Logic, Jamie Whyte—Short and funny.
The Stranger, Albert Camus—Alienated existentialism at its best.
A Short History of Nearly Everything, Bill Bryson—Why aren't textbooks this funny?
The Da Vinci Code, Dan Brown—Tell your Catholic friends to read it.
Straight Man : A Novel, Richard Russo—Truly America's finest storyteller.

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Things what piss me off.

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People who know me know that lots of stuff annoys me. So I figure, why keep all that bitterness to myself?

Why aren't I famous yet? Possibly one of mankind's greatest mysteries, right up there with "Who invented liquid soap, and why?"
20 years later. Is it back-to-school time again already?
Maybe they deserved it. Yet another take on the Columbine high school shooting.
The real problem with modern society. And, surprise, it isn't porn on the Internet.
Big Brother, The Antichrist Or, as you may know him, William Gates, Jr.
What? Is it 1984 already? Remember back when the GOP was all about less government spending and more personal freedom? Instead of helping huge corporations rape and pillage the planet? Ah, good times.
How to solve the WTC crisis. So obvious, it makes you wonder why no one else thought of it.

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