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  • An animated short film I like to call “The Juggler” because that’s its name.
    Here is a short animated film I made once when I was really bored (that's probably the best mindset to have before you watch it). It uses old-school, hand-drawn cell-animation which took me quite a bit of time to create, scan and edit, but I think you'll find that all the effort was worth it. Or maybe not.
  • Tips for Mac n00bs (if you don’t know what ‘n00b’ means, it means you).
    I get asked a lot of the same questions about Apple Macintosh computers now that the world is abandoning Windoze machines in favor of the Mac and Linux operating systems. So, I'm compiling a list of favorite apps that are either free, cheap or both. This way, I can just refer people to this page and make their lives a little easier.
  • Yeah, I still have a comic book collection. So?
    I'll admit it: I was a loser when I was a kid. As proof, here's a list of all the titles and issues I have boxed up in plastic sleeves... somewhere. I have no intention of selling them yet as they comprise the sum total of my retirement plan. However, if you REALLY want an issue that I have, email me and we'll talk.
  • Cartoons are just badly drawn ads that don't sell anything.
    For awhile, The San Francisco Bay Guardian newsweekly was paying $50 a pop for cartoons to run in their Dining section. I had a few spare moments and some vestigial drawing skill left, so I cranked out a few in my spare time because, hey, fifty bucks is fifty bucks. Eventually, the Guardian came to its senses and stopped paying out revenue it didn't have. But until then, I took them for a couple hundred in cold, hard cash.
  • Quotes I wish I had said.
    People often tell me that I have a way with words, and I frequently tell them that they're stupid and illiterate. Then I swig another glass of cheap scotch, stagger outside to the balcony and stare down into the night wondering about the absurdity of life and the point of it all. Then, just before I jump, I think of these quotes and decide not to paint that Mercury Marquis parked on the street below with my own blood. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know you do.
  • A collection of non-sausage links (Sorry).
    Clicking on these hyperlinks with take you to websites of a decidedly questionable nature. I have no control over, nor do I accept responsibility for, anything that happens to you once you leave this site. Therefore, peruse these at your own risk. It's a scary world out there. And here's proof.
  • “Virgin Homebuyers.” My award-winning tale of California home ownership.
    As a small child, my fondest dream was to one day become The All-Powerful Supreme Overlord of Earth (regardless of how difficult that title would be to print on business cards). The dream of most other Americans, conversely, is somewhat less grand and considerably more achievable: to own their own home.