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Can you hear me now? I said, "Mobile phones are a rip-off."

How much did you spend on your cellphone last year?

Yeah, that's crazy. Me? I spent $200 last year for my mobile phone.

You read that correctly: $200 a year. Not a month. A year.

How? Using a Virgin Mobile pay-as-you-go plan (they're not just for drug dealers anymore!)

Virgin Mobile has a crap-load of plans now, but since I don't talk much on the phone, I like the basic one: 18¢TALK plan.

Frankly, my typical mobile call goes like this: Hello? Hey, Tom! Great to hear from you! Lemme call you back from the landline phone I have sitting right next to me. Bye!

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ABOUT THIS SITE

© 1991-present. Originally intended to consolidate the arduous task of penning large numbers of heartfelt correspondence into a single, impersonal, one-size-fits-all tome, The Crosby Report has blossomed into a massive black-hole of wasted time and resources, causing not merely intense marital strife and near-crippling financial debt, but the early stages of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome as well. Enjoy.

BOOKS I'VE READ

I am America (And so can you!), Stephen Colbert—Sage advice for an ailing nation.
God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything, Christopher Hitchens—The case against belief.
The Fabric of the Cosmos: Space, Time, and the Texture of Reality, Brian Greene—A mind-bending romp through quantum physics.
Adam's Curse: A Future without Men, Bryan Sykes—It's not MY fault, it's my chromosome's.
1984, George Orwell—Who says no one can predict the future?
Nonzero : The Logic of Human Destiny, Robert Wright—It gives you hope for the future.
Crimes Of Logic, Jamie Whyte—Short and funny.
The Stranger, Albert Camus—Alienated existentialism at its best.
A Short History of Nearly Everything, Bill Bryson—Why aren't textbooks this funny?