McDonald's should be worried. And not just because of the movie "Food, Inc." No, they should be worried because there's a new device out there that could make a bigger dent in their breakfast traffic than telling people the real, nutritional content of a single Egg McMuffin. An invention so radical, you'll never again have to get up before 10:30am after a Friday night bender.

It's the Back to Basics TEM500 Egg-and-Muffin 2-Slice Toaster and Egg Poacher. This amazing breakfast innovation lets you put the makings of your favorite breakfast sandwich in designated compartments and it times the cooking of each part to finish simultaneously. You just set it up, wait for the bell, assemble it, and eat. The Back to Basics TEM500 Egg-and-Muffin 2-Slice Toaster and Egg Poacher is so simple, you can do it completely hung over. (One caveat: The Teflon® egg dish handle is a tad fragile.)