Gun for hire. And by ‘gun’ I mean ‘ACD/Senior Copywriter.’ And by ‘for hire’ I mean ‘has huge gambling debts.’

© 1991-present. Originally intended to consolidate the arduous task of penning large numbers of heartfelt correspondence into a single, impersonal, one-size-fits-all tome, The Crosby Report has blossomed into a massive black-hole of wasted time and resources, causing not merely intense marital strife and near-crippling financial debt, but the early stages of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome as well. Enjoy.

• Steveohville Speakeasy
• Mathew Lodge Photography
• Kirsten Modestow, Art Director
• Design Marketing Group, Inc
• Tricycle Studios
• Bill Crosby, Musician
• The AdGals

• I am America (And so can you!), Stephen Colbert—Sage advice for an ailing nation.
• God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything, Christopher Hitchens—The case against belief.
• The Fabric of the Cosmos: Space, Time, and the Texture of Reality, Brian Greene—A mind-bending romp through quantum physics.
• Adam's Curse: A Future without Men, Bryan Sykes—It's not MY fault, it's my chromosome's.
• 1984, George Orwell—Who says no one can predict the future?
• Nonzero : The Logic of Human Destiny, Robert Wright—It gives you hope for the future.
• Crimes Of Logic, Jamie Whyte—Short and funny.
• The Stranger, Albert Camus—Alienated existentialism at its best.
• A Short History of Nearly Everything, Bill Bryson—Why aren't textbooks this funny?