They got this sport called Arenaball. It looks a lot like football, but it's played indoors on a field half as big. (If you're really curious, it's on ESPN too much. It's marginally entertaining if you're really bored and Quayle isn't on C-SPAN putting to rest any doubt that he's an idiot.) The Tampa Bay Storm is the reigning butt-kickers in the league. We beat everybody last year and only lost once this year. Frankly, since it's not real football, I haven't been keeping up. The games are ridiculously high-scoring. Since the field is only 50 yards long, they score on a decent run up the middle. It seems kinda stupid, but you do get to cheer a lot. (Very important after a few too many beers.)

The Bucs on the other hand, are not really real football either. But they fake it better by playing teams people have heard of. Bucs games are not anywhere near as high- scoring, but lately, we've pretty much stopped embarrassing ourselves. (Except for the recent loss to the Colts.)